Thursday, August 21, 2008

Chicken unites: humor invades the MidEast

Jews, Muslims, Hindus Agree On Chicken

After years of sectarian violence, a coalition of Jews, Muslims, and Hindus signed an international resolution Monday, confirming their mutual appreciation of chicken dishes.

"Whether it is breaded with matzo, served as shwarma, or covered in tikka masala sauce, chicken is the one meat upon which all faiths can agree," said spokesman Jerome Maliszewski, addressing an assembly of rabbis, mullahs, and shamans.

"Let this friendly exchange of recipes be the first tentative step toward everlasting peace." Attendees at the combination summit and potluck dinner labeled it a qualified success, regretting the altercation that broke out between factions with differing views on skewer length.
[The Onion-a news spoof]

2 comments:

LHwrites said...

This had to be satire. They could never all agree, even on chicken.

Bruce said...

You could be right!